Bro you like 26

The fuck are you doing looking up your name bro clock back in

Bro you like 26…

by An actual guy November 24, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

Like a dog in't wind

It's really just a load of bollocks..

I'm like a dog in't wind...

by danmk6 November 23, 2021

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

nut in yo bish like water

thoroughly cumming in your friends girlfriend

the statement (nut in yo bish like water) meaning that you just fucked your friends girlfriend a busted a nut in her.

by splash on ya bish like water February 15, 2017

I feel like an Alexa

It’s when two or more people are having a conversation and you don’t understand anything they said.

- Yeah i think it was really great!
- Guys, what are you talking about? I feel like an Alexa right now.

by Biggienuts333 November 12, 2023

Ya like amongus?

The single worst sentence one can utter. Other than all racial slurs in a row. If you've seen or heard anyone in the act of saying this sentence, please pull out a gun and shoot them then and there

Some kid: ya like amongus?
Me, turning around: the fuck you just say
Some kid: sussy amongus
Me: pulls out gun
Some kid: It was just a joke man! Come on,
Me: shoots him dead on the spot

by TamChanUwU November 2, 2021