Big cock connor

When you walk in on your homie changing give him a quicky and kiss him until you draw blood

Oh shit that dude just gave devin a big cock Connor

by Papa Eli July 5, 2021

ROBO COCK SMOKER

ANY SMOKE VAPE IS A ROBOT DICK

My buddy loves his ROBO COCK SMOKER(Vape)
Damn apple watermelon cock smoke is nasty...

by Billyz May 28, 2023

Cyborg Cock™

A cybernetically enhanced penis

syn: Robocock

Girl 1: “I slept with Dave last night and he actually had a Cyborg Cock™!!”

by Mtimes4 June 28, 2020

cock poop octopus

A common greeting in certain cultures, but a very offensive expletive in others. Flip a coin.

"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"

by Kancho Ron February 6, 2014

nearest cock suck

the closest available place to procure a blowjob of any level of quality.

"Excuse me sirs, do you know where the nearest cock suck is?!?"

by Tronner69 August 29, 2017

the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.

Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.

by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021

Caveman Cock Ring

You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.

Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring

by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021