Butt cheeks

Two soft pillows that can be used for sleeping on, or devouring in hopes to reach the juicy little hole at the bottom.

Bob(Very horny): "Hey Maranda, may I please consume those thicc butt cheeks of yours?"

by Cloud126 April 19, 2023

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Butt

A beautiful part of your body; it mostly produces farts, or poop at the most. Also is companyed by your butt crack and butt cheeks. (Aka, 2 Krabby Patty buns. SpongeBob is happy to hear this.)

"Wow! I fell today, and now my BUTT hurts! What will I do?"
"My BUTT has never felt this good after a fart."
"I just took a big Number 2, and now my BUTT feels better."

by Danny's Definitions! June 11, 2018

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Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

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butt ruffles

The extra skin protruding or sticking out of one's asshole. It is usually wrinkly, but not to be confused with an individual suffering from herpes attack. First heard by Dana Dearmond of Girl Train 2

Dana: Mmmm girl, let me lick that butt ruffles sticking out of you. Let me suck on that.

Bitch: Ahhhh

by buttruffler November 4, 2012

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