the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

the one your mother tongue

by سس February 3, 2021

one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion

He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom

by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015

The Big One

what they called me in high school

“Oh, god. Here comes the big one” one would utter as they hear the fat man theme song

by ScreamLoud763 November 9, 2025

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021

One

The first character in mathematics.

How many cats do you have.

Me: One

by STROPSAE October 17, 2020

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

One of Them Ones

A universal term, that in any conversation no matter what subject its on, can be used to describe someone.

You heard about how R-Kelly doing all those stuff to children? He's one of them ones

by flashgames101 June 2, 2025