d-bag

the douche-like version of the word douchebag.

the only people that use this word are douchebags themselves.

"omg that guy is such a d-bag"
"dude you are a douchbag just for saying the word 'd-bag'

by rainbowlicker August 20, 2009

paper bag swag

When a woman is more attractive with a bag over her head than without.

"Dude, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I'd give her face a 3 and her body an 8."
"I guess she has paper bag swag."

by MemeSupreme December 18, 2015

Bag

A bag is what you wish you had to carry your groceries in

I sure wish I had a bag!

by TheDictionaryist May 31, 2022

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

BAG day

"Buy A Gun day" April 15th...tax day. Conceived by gun bloggers in an effort to encourage gun ownership and to demonstrate the strength of the US gun owners by suggesting that everyone buy a gun (ostensibly with their tax return) on April 15th every year.

I bought a .45 for my BAG day gun this year.

by Sailorcurt June 30, 2016

Cheese bags

An endearing greeting

How’s it going cheese bags

by English department Ben April 25, 2021

Bag

(Verb)

A physical action usually against another individual.

I’m gonna bag you!

by Runthestats April 22, 2019