Signs a girl likes me

she doesnt

no really the fact that you thought she liked you is HILLARIOUS like man Noone likes you

Maybe they will like you if you stop Fapping to fucking fortnite porn you degenerate

You know maybe i am a little harsh here is an example of Signs a girls likes me :

1.wake up

2.it was probably i fucking dream

Thats why there is no way a girl likes you ok? now say this word inside your mind ok?: Signs a girl likes me are none

by CoolDJ1000000000 December 2, 2020

give me a leg up

Give me a warning...give me a leg up

Can you give me a leg up before she arrives, I don't want to be caught with my pants down

by Devin 888 September 28, 2017

tie-kuan-do-me

Tie-kuan-do-me is a form of foreplay where the male preforms taekwondo moves in the air while shirtless. Making many "tough sounds". Tie-kuan-do-me is most effective when the male performer is small and frail. Grossly obese males can also use this move but please be sure not to strike your partner with the flying fat. It is the most commonly overlooked foreplay move in the male foreplay manual.

Jill- Amber how did your date go with Tim last night.
Amber- It was amazing
Jill- Why?
Amber- Well dinner was great he took me McDonald's then back to the hotel where he used the Tie-kuan-do-me foreplay method.

Jill- That always makes me wet.
Amber- Me too I just cant keep my panties one once the tie-kuan-do-me starts

by tie-kuan-do-me master April 29, 2012

catch me if you can

Imperative formor as a dare

A nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2021

Butt Fuck Me Sideways

A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels

*Says Jesus to his Disciples* I'm running low on Camels, can you butt fuck me sideways?!?

by OZSIMPSON November 11, 2019

She Drives Me Crazy

I can't stop the way I feel
Things you do don't seem real
Tell me what you've got in mind
'Cause we're running out of time
Won't you ever set me free?
This waiting 'round's killing me
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself

I can't get any rest
People say I'm obsessed
Everything you say is lies
But to me there's no surprise
What I had for you was true
Things go wrong, they always do
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
I won't make it on my own
No one likes to be alone
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself

by Death Menace April 11, 2023

1,2,3 thats enough for me

no more water arent you wet enough hoe

1,2,3 thats enough for me bitch move before i tell on you your done

by w2s_kin February 21, 2022