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Dirty Dick

When you and your buddies stop somewhere to pee, "Dirty Dick" is the act of picking up a handful of dirt and tossing it in your buddy's pants before he can zip up.

It is customary to shout, "Dirty Dick!" as you do it... then run like hell.
A few times in my life, I have Dirty Dicked a friend. Hurry up and finish peeing yourself, then grab a handful of dirt. Pick your slowest peeing friend and toss the dirt into his pants as he is finishing up, while shouting, "Dirty Dick!"
by Chaud Caliente August 1, 2012
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sucks dick

Despite it's common, negative connotations, in some areas of the U.S. (including the NY Tri-State area) "sucks dick" actually implies that something is great or awesome. This usage of the phrase derives from the fact that someone or something that sucks your dick is, in fact, pretty awesome.
Oh man, that restaurant really sucks dick. It always hit the spot.
by rMMg February 25, 2011
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dick bag

A tote in which you use to transport and carry dick.
by Alanfuckin'T! December 24, 2008
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dick cheese

A term to use when douche bag, asshole, jackass, sonuvabitch, or any other frequently used term of dislike just isn't enough.
"You're an asshole"
"Heard that before"
"Okay then dick cheese"
by gotyoguh October 14, 2011
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shit dick

verb, shit dicking, shit dicked

1. the act of defecating on an individual's penis during the course of anal penetration.

2. a turn of phrase used to attribute a more dominant role, rather than a submissive role, for the individual being penetrated during anal sex.
1. This drunk bitch got sick and shit dicked me while I was fucking her in the ass.

2. When I was in prison I shit dicked a whole bunch of skin-heads and gang members.
by bikeboy3d2 November 14, 2010
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Dick Cheney

A man serving as our vice president from 2000-2004. However, no one knows about him, because he hasn't done anything important for our country!
Dick Cheyney is our V.P.? How would I know that?
by xeroxcopyr May 16, 2004
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Dick biter

a woman who is a femanazi,hates men or always puts them down.
by Deep blue 2012 June 1, 2010
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