black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.
black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
by sprucewolf November 2, 2024
Get the black coffeemug. Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
by Butter Mike October 23, 2023
Get the black cock syndromemug. by CharHag September 30, 2014
Get the black irishmanmug. 
A black circle with sum spacey star stuff around it that will do somerthing if you go near it. We only have one photo of one and they couldn't even be bothered to focus the camera
P1:"Did you see that black hole photo"
P2:"Yh man it looked like my goldfish took that photo"
Scientists:*surprised pikachu face*
P2:"Yh man it looked like my goldfish took that photo"
Scientists:*surprised pikachu face*
by GamerGirlUwU7537w9 April 17, 2019
Get the Black holemug. Speaker 1: oh hey i see your painting "gasp" IS THAT BRAYDEN BLACK
Speaker 2: oh yeah it is brayden black looks disgusting though
Speaker 1: GET THAT RANCID BRAYDEN BLACKERONI OUT OF HERE
Speaker 2: oh yeah it is brayden black looks disgusting though
Speaker 1: GET THAT RANCID BRAYDEN BLACKERONI OUT OF HERE
by Poopfart stanky Dreamy Creamy December 19, 2023
Get the Brayden blackmug. You're being hunted/cucked by local authorizes, official or not. It will get progressively worse until you make up for what you did, usually a financial thing.
Person 1: I just woke up with two black marks on my leg, looks like it could come from a taser...
Person 2: Nah man, that's just a black mark. Also, we can't be friends anymore.
Person 2: Nah man, that's just a black mark. Also, we can't be friends anymore.
by LacriyaApheloi September 30, 2023
Get the Black markmug.