Hot dog lover

A guy, usually named Alex, that is into bestiality & owns a cligny dog that sniffs his junk a lot. He likes to joke around about bestiality, becomes protective & then deny any claims of it, but when you suck his dick their is left over peanut butter on it.

Prinssece:"I went to see Alex yesterday & I gave him oral. His dog was watching & his chode dick tasted like peanut butter."

Peaches:" oh, gurl he is definitely a hot dog lover."

by BrocolisHunter69 May 4, 2018

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

no hot dog

a more in depth way of saying “no cap, no glizzy, no kizzy”

bro no hot dog they were doing incest last night. yes bro like no hot dog

by cjcjxb November 26, 2020

Dog water

Do be worse than average at various things.

Me: "Hey, what did you get for your physics test?"
Friend: "My test score was absolute dog water"

by KEVEVDEV February 21, 2022

horn dog

A guy who follows his dick rather than his heart.

He only talks to her because she's thick. What a horn dog.

by Feminazi101 June 6, 2017

hotel for dogs

A sex thing

you ever been to hotel for dogs?

by smallbean69 November 14, 2021

Dog

Large growing boy with massive appetite for sugar and aliens

He is dog

by karmil September 17, 2021