one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

Throwing one over the knuckles

When a male is masturbating and the jizz runs down over his knuckles after he has blown his load.

Mike needed half a box of Kleenex after throwing one over the knuckles.

by Meromero May 5, 2017

One Eye Witness

A person who witnessed a certain situation but is biased towards the suspect.

Lisa: „I heard Noah and your boyfriend went to the club last weekend?“

Zoe: „Yes, but Noah said Clemens behaved well and did not talk to any girl at all“

Lisa: „Ok, but can you trust Noah. I think he is a one eye witness.“

Zoe: „You’re right, he’s not trustworthy at all!“

by Samsa559 July 9, 2025

Donkin one

When you are donkin one that means your taking a huge number 2, and it just dunked.

Josh - I have to go shit. Marty - you be donkin one? Josh - yes.

by Molly.Graha November 5, 2019

2 bears one cave

2 hairy men indulging in sexual intercourse in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears one cave with me I always win.

by The Mottanator 400 December 1, 2023

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025