Butt Fucker

The guys who come over when you're mom is gone and your dad is lonely

Alt Definition:
A person or object that pisses you off
Alt Definition 2: A person who makes you feel like you just had unlubricated sex via the Anus

Man she is being a real Butt Fucker today.

by Penial dism July 22, 2021

Butt Turkey

A term of endearment you only use with your closest friends.

Aww ya Butt Turkey, I just love ya!

Dineen is the cutest Butt Turkey

by Butt Turkey November 27, 2021

butt shock

When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.

I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.

by johnjanedoewhatevs December 20, 2010

Mush Butt

When you use smegma as anal lube.

I gave her the best mush butt of her life.

by EastSideCrackaKilla June 12, 2023

Butt Spud

The sexual act of shoving a potato in your ass (or another person's ass) and making sure it's no longer visible. Then with all of your (or their) force, shooting it out of your (or their) ass.

Hell yeah man, last night I made a new butt spud record. Got it to launch 10 feet.

by BlackKilo May 30, 2018

Butt screams

when your butthole stings after an insanely large shit

Derp: Hi weirdo
weirdo: can't talk I HAVE BUTT SCREAMS

by Gamerhaha November 8, 2017

Butt Pirate

A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.

There is a dark smelly spirit on that Butt Pirate. I think it smells like poop.

by Mr. Homophobia May 31, 2023