Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
Get the One-armed waiter in a wheelchairmug. by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice No Yes Maybe Yes no<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Vector One Fourty Five Hives Bees<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019
Get the National One Nut Daymug. by Savodongburger November 20, 2020
Get the one eyed champmug. The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
Get the Hard to give a shit when you have to take onemug. Have you ever seen Air Force 1 in camouflage? Yeah neither have we. But we have seen a Xodi One. The best in class heavy carry heavy lifting, camo wearing gentleman with a realistic view of the world, from their perspective. Did we mention the best Xodi Ones have mommy issues?
Xodi One is the best in class at crisis aversion, with a strong principle of “FOH!”
Xodi One is the best in class at crisis aversion, with a strong principle of “FOH!”
Lou was shook as Xodi One pulled up and did all the heavy lifting while everyone was sitting on their thumbs.
by DragoDiCuore September 26, 2023
Get the Xodi Onemug.