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Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
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A cinematic masterpiece from the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen. Most notably remembered for the oscar nominated performance given by its namesake Kimmy Granger. An excellent character study of the dionysus archetype that will surely be enjoyed for generations to cum.
Guy 1: Did you see that new Marvel movie? Shit was fucking cheeks
Guy 2: Dude its time you watched some real cinema, Kimmy Granger Likes it Rough is where its at
Guy 1 (after watching the movie): Holy shit, I can never look at life the same way again
by xGabeItchx January 15, 2025
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Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.
Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮
by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021
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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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Like-Brigade

A term, with slight negative connotations, referring to the followers or friends of a person who always like, love or up-vote that person's content posted on social media, regardless of whether the content is of any quality.
Friend: Wow, he's got over 130 likes on his photo

Me: Yeah, that's because of his huge like-brigade
by ruskind March 1, 2018
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