douche bag

An irish man who is pissed

God that irish drunk is such a douche bag

by loves2spoog October 3, 2007

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vampire T-bag

To T-bag someone with a bloody tampon

Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man

by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013

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as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

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Don't forget the bag

If you forget the bag, you will have bad luck.

The football team forgot the fucking bag and our coach even said don't forget the bag, FUCK!

by 420Nnnnnnnnn69 November 30, 2018

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tickling the dill bag

A person who tickles your balls while performing a blow job or hand job
Also slang for eating at a greasy spoon or diners

I got the best head last night! She/He was“tickling my dill bag” while working my member!

I need some corned beef hash! Let’s go “tickling the dill bag” at Joe’s Diner!

by Mantaray22 May 24, 2022

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