Person A “So how’d the date go?”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
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Get the Wanker bag mug.Another name for a fanny pack worn over the shoulder.
Usually worn by both the male and female specimen of Eshays.
Found around Western Sydney, these retard - faggot hybrids equipt these fag bags to carry vapes, knifes, drugs and a spare g-string as versatile and accessible alternative to a prison wallet.
Usually worn by both the male and female specimen of Eshays.
Found around Western Sydney, these retard - faggot hybrids equipt these fag bags to carry vapes, knifes, drugs and a spare g-string as versatile and accessible alternative to a prison wallet.
Example one:
Example one:
Bogan: Oi look mate, look at that lil fucken 12 yo eshay, I bet you he keeps his balls in that fag bag.
Example two:
Kmart security guard: Oi wank stains, could you please leave your fag bags at the checkout, we've had enough stealing.
Example three:
Police Officer: Ma'am, could you describe the perpetrators.
Woman: They were wearing Nike TNs, short shorts with thier pussy flaps hanging out, button up shirts a fag bag around the shoulder, officer.
Police Officer: Hmmm yes, those fag bag wearers have been seen around Parramatta lately, we'll put them down when we see them next.
Example one:
Bogan: Oi look mate, look at that lil fucken 12 yo eshay, I bet you he keeps his balls in that fag bag.
Example two:
Kmart security guard: Oi wank stains, could you please leave your fag bags at the checkout, we've had enough stealing.
Example three:
Police Officer: Ma'am, could you describe the perpetrators.
Woman: They were wearing Nike TNs, short shorts with thier pussy flaps hanging out, button up shirts a fag bag around the shoulder, officer.
Police Officer: Hmmm yes, those fag bag wearers have been seen around Parramatta lately, we'll put them down when we see them next.
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