I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023

Go canadian

To insert two penises into your anus

“Give me two dollars and I’ll go Canadian”

by Icantfindmyanus November 19, 2017

Going Mcpremium

When a burger joint reduces their meat patty quality to ramp up sales by switching to the same meat patty supplier as McDonald's without adjusting their prices.

Fred:"Yo what's up with my waygu hamburger?It taste like school lunch."
Greg:" They're Going Mcpremium, they got 100 chain stores across the south now, gotta keep jacking those numbers up!

by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023

Going bad

Going off

Going bad on somebody is when you go off on someone, i.e. when you get angry and just start yelling at them and cussing them out

by anonymous May 6, 2024

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level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.

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by ⍾ March 26, 2024

go noah go

go noah go ! @iliketodrinktea1 's cult

noah: *does something*
everyone: go noah go !

by love,nadia January 24, 2021