I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

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bag-colored

A nondescript answer alluding to any real information. Thus avoiding the snitch hat.

"What color was his hair?"
"i don't know, bag-colored"
"What color bag?"
"You know, bag-colored, any color bag, fuck!"

by chipchip November 20, 2012

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hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones

Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.

by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018

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Nack-Bag

Combination of the two words Nacker and Shite-bag commonly used in the North Dublin area. It first became popular in Coolock, a town in Dublin 13.

Person 1: He looks like a nacker with that haircut!
Person 2: It looks like a shite-bag
Person 3: He’s a nack-bag!

by Steve from Minecraft’s Nuts June 16, 2023

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draw bag

A person who is thought to be drawin in more than one way, is referred to as a draw bag.

This chick got a leopard print half top on with tiger stripe stretch marks all over her belly and cheetah print heels..... fuckin draw bag......fuckin jungle bitch draw bag.

by niggra May 27, 2015

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