Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.
There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.
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Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.
Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.
I was late to Amber’s party last night when I saw that butthole Rick about to seal the deal with her on the couch, I grabbed my phone and TikTok Cock Blocked that fool and took Amber for myself while Rick was hypnotized by TikTok. Lets say I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.
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