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shut uppa you face

While breaking the legs of a business associate, Two-tonne Tony was begged to reconsider his actions, to which he replied "You shut uppa you face."
by SuperMuggins October 13, 2006
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Sense of Humour Failure Face

When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.
Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)
by Maxctran May 26, 2016
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Colour your face red

When you embarrass yourself you colour/paint your face red. Red being the colour of embarrassment since people's faces become red when they are embarrassed.
T: "Weather report says it's going to rain soon"
V: "I don't think so, they're never right. Let's go out"
T: "Don't blame me if you colour your face red"
*Starts raining just as we step outside the house*
by Thesander March 5, 2019
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open-faced clam sandwich

The preferred meal for roller skating, specifically in Southeastern North Carolina. When pulled off correctly, can be pretty impressive. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times" while eating the sammy.
"Memaw was mommicked af and started munchin an open-faced clam sandwich at the roller rink".
by jerry_at_rick January 25, 2022
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Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.
Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020
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flat ass goat face

by Jdognastymoney February 21, 2017
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you double-faced entendre

A person who has two completely different sides essentially one being a angle and one being a devil
Credits from Oliver Tree at interview with Genius
by An Oliver tree fan boi March 7, 2023
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