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bag o' snacks

a task or feat that turns out to be incredibly simple, when originally thought to be difficult or nearly impossible.
Person one: I think I just failed that test.

Person two: Really? But it was totally bag o' snacks.

Person one: You suck.
by apavs February 4, 2010
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bag

bag means coke or having a bag of coke on you. Size does not factor when you say bag. You could have .1 or 3.5gs. You have a bag you have a bag.
“Bro I don’t got it, Jacob got the bag on him.” Yo, where are we ripping bag tn?”
by babyshaqkicks September 12, 2025
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Bag of dicks

I had this guy Kyle over from Tinder that didn’t even take me on a date, claimed he had a stuck ring on his finger and needed to loop it up… I’ve done went to nursing school removed it with dental floss told him not to trip on the floss, but then he fell asleep on me. Oh yeah, he also told me this fable about him, sticking his head into a bag of dicks and got a bunch of bruises on his face from them.
Moral of the story don’t stick your head into a bag of dicks and open your mouth. It’s dangerous.
I found this guy Kyle on Tinder. He didn’t take me on a date, came over with his long fingers and a stuck ring on his index finger… I lubed it up and use dental floss.

He thenfell asleep after doing a really weird Christopher Walken voice telling me about being beaten up by a bag of dicks!!

*Safety first…don’t stick your head in a bag of dicks*
by C$milf December 1, 2025
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sleezze bag

a stupid person whos always being flirty and messing with chicks they have no chance with

the worst types are the ones that already have girlfriends.
girl 1: hey did you hear what happened to jess yesterday?
girl 2: yeah that sleezze bag kept feeling her up

girl 1: ew! doesnt he have a girlfriend. what a massive dick!
by dem.truths July 11, 2014
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Queef bag

Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.
Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚
by Your bud. April 13, 2019
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bag bump

A male greeting. Two gentlemen see each other in public and give each other a hearty pelvic thrust. They're testicles smack together creating a bag bump
Hey man, I saw dude yesterday and he gave me a vicious bag bump. My balls are still hurting.
by The 4 panis September 16, 2017
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CNY trash Bag

Lenny “Zap” Zapala, a self proclaimed outlaw who is trashy, not classy, with delusional ideas of grandure
Don’t be a CNY trash bag like Zap
by 92648593528joke August 2, 2025
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