Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 4, 2022

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

vampire T-bag

To T-bag someone with a bloody tampon

Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man

by Sparky Wolf Dream December 28, 2013

as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

Plastic Bag

When you do not have a condom

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.

by Ace Kaye December 4, 2021

Avocado Bag

A man's ball sack

Zane got hit by a soccer ball right in the avocado bag.

by ReadyLH August 23, 2021

Rot bag

A female who sleeps around and has poor feminine hygiene

She is a
Proper Rot bag she is

by TillyTots September 13, 2020