douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."

*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved

by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011

Peen Bags

boobs. 2 nice fatsacks made for a man to stick his willy between.

Wow that chick has osm big honkin peen bags

by Worm_Y September 23, 2011

Still have a dog in a bag

Something that has not been address

Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.

by Uwannahang May 10, 2021

cheeto-bagged

when someone hits you in the face with a cheeto bag.

person 1-Ha! you have just been cheeto-bagged!
person 2-Well, its better than being teabagged!

by fasyghsdihgoiusbusodhfjsd April 15, 2009

put that shit in the bag

To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.

“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”

by Surfpenis October 17, 2020

In your bag

To do something with confidence, sauce, skill, flair, and excellence.

Related to: “Getting your bag” meaning getting your money. “In your bag” is related because it means you’re in your element doing something with the skill and swag of a pro. It means you’re in your element.

Slang history: Related to the 50s slang to have something “in the bag”, which meant it already accomplished, or so assured with confidence, it was as good as done.

You argued that man DOWN! You were in your BAG! He was not ready.

by Blerd Nation May 29, 2024

Medic Bag

It appears I need a Medic Bag.

"Chains, my friend, perhaps I would need medical attention by using your Medical Kit, being called "Medic Bag" by the so called internet, my dear friend? In other words, AAAAAAAAAHHH, IM DYING"

by quirkit October 4, 2021