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Dick Fingers

A hyperendemic medical condition caused by forgetting to wash one's hands post-masturbation. Transmission occurs via tactile association between infected and susceptible individuals. Symptoms include extreme clamminess of the hands; a smell can usually be ascertained as well. Objects at risk of contamination include door knobs, refrigerator handles, light switches, and computer mouses especially. At present, the only known vaccination is castration.

Note: DF cannot be considered an STD because masturbation does not count as sex.
Doctor: "I'm afraid you have DF."
Josh: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: *Sighs* "No, not really."

Girl: "Oh my god...you have dick fingers!"
Guy: "I guess I forgot to wash my hands."
by anotheraeolist September 27, 2013
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get dicking

What Jaden is trying to do when she is waving down cars in the ghetto with her knee-high boots and busting out 48 EE tits.
Jaden was so sexually frustrated, she hit the talk button and said "I need to masturbate or get dicking NOW!"
by Dan September 29, 2004
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shrimp-a-dick

a small penis, or a term used to degrade someone
1. "That dude's got the SHRIMP A DICK!!"
2.Jordan: "Hey Adam, shrimp that guy right there."
Adam: "Why are you walking with no girls, you must have the shrimp-a-dick!"
Charles: hahahahah
by Saddy May 11, 2006
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dick lit

Basically, the male equivalent of chick lit. Books aimed at young men, typically with lots of action, adventure, and explosions.
The works of Tom Clancy, Michael Crichton, and Robert Ludlum would probably be considered dick lit, though plenty of older men like these guys a lot too.
by Darth Ridley January 6, 2007
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goat dick

An uncircumcised penis or a penis is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack.
Lu stood naked next to the strippers showing his goat dick.
by Shabazzz December 9, 2008
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dick shit

some one who is incredibly stupid
Jon: hey Jimbo, your a dick shit.
Jimbo:Duuurrr whats dick shit?
Jon:*Facepalms* wow you really are a dick shit for being too dumb to know what a dick shit is.
by Kathera Lockharte January 13, 2008
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dick off

To compare the size of one persons penis to anothers to see who is superior.
We had a dick off and James lost by 7 inches.
by M-Kat January 15, 2008
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