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Face like a smashed crab

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward
me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
by Nate#13 September 21, 2005
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FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)

When someone is constantly adding photos and comments on their FB page about THEIR DOINS...
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?

A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.
TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".
by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011
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Sick-on-my-own-face

If someone is disgusted, annoyed, frustrated by something then they will use this term so show their emotions. Always used in a negative manner
e.g.
Chris- "You wanna go out with Josh tonight?"
Johnny - " I'd rather be sick-on-my-own-face than go out with that guy"
Chris- "Fair play"

Johnny- " You want a cuppa?"
Chris- "I'd rather be-sick-on-my-own-face than drink that crap"
by Chris Gibbens October 2, 2007
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sweaty gapping badger face

to describe a very scary and abnormal pussy
Ahh get that sweaty gapping badger face away from me.
by stewart mclean November 18, 2007
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rocks my face off

An extremely stupid phrase that was kind of clever, I guess, about three or so years ago but has quickly become trite and annoying thanks to the legions of myspacers and liverjournalers, nearly all of whom write their names like xthisx and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom mirrors. It must end.
omg teh new sleater k rocks my face off
by hwbrgdtse July 20, 2008
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dirty toilet paper face

Girl that makes you upset. Worse then a poopy face cause it is all wrapped around you.
examples= danielle cole (cunt) rhiannon baladez (whore)
by cambells chunky beef January 8, 2005
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shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time
Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night
by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005
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