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Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping
So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018
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No one mourns the chile

A hit tweet by the popular Twitter user yasscorset—a play on words referencing the movie Wicked and the original meme: “When the chile is tea but the finna is gag.”
Video of Cynthia Erivo: How it feels to have clocked a gag when the chile is tea but the finna is mother .
Commenter: no one mourns the chile..
by Bakesbykay March 9, 2025
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one fine day

A day that looks good to start but goes terrible.
by plato! July 24, 2024
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large ones

Another way of saying that somebody is being irrationally angry, or is having a go at you.
My girlfriend was giving it the large ones last night
by CoDCrafted October 11, 2023
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No One Needs To Know

Am I dreamin' or stupid?
I think I've been hit by cupid
But no one needs to know right now
I met a tall, dark and handsome man
And I've been busy makin' big plans
But no one needs to know right now
I got my heart set, my feet wet
But he don't even know it yet
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
I want bells to ring, a choir to sing
The white dress the guests the cake the car the whole darn thing
But no one needs to know right now
I'll tell him someday some way somehow
But I'm gonna keep it a secret for now
We'll have a little girl, a little boy
A little Benji we call Leroy
But no one needs to know right now
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
And I'm not lonely anymore at night
And he don't know that only he can make it right
I'm not dreamin' or stupid
But boy have I been hit by cupid
And no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know right now
No one, no one, no one needs to know oh oh right now
by Gothic Miscreant February 21, 2024
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One Handed Booty

Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack
Damn Girl; I wanna fuck yo little one handed booty
by alexktheteenbootyfucker July 16, 2016
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