FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)

When someone is constantly adding photos and comments on their FB page about THEIR DOINS...
Posting photos of themselves posing with others and "having lots of fun!"
They look totally staged for the benefit of....Facebook?

A ploy that is used by people who have no ACTUAL life, and feel they must 'pose' as someone who has one.

TED: Does your brother ever leave the house, dude?
NED: Naw...mostly he just updates his "FACE-ADE (FACEBOOK FACADE)".

by BIG.dEb.GLES September 26, 2011

rocks my face off

An extremely stupid phrase that was kind of clever, I guess, about three or so years ago but has quickly become trite and annoying thanks to the legions of myspacers and liverjournalers, nearly all of whom write their names like xthisx and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom mirrors. It must end.

omg teh new sleater k rocks my face off

by hwbrgdtse July 20, 2008

sweaty gapping badger face

to describe a very scary and abnormal pussy

Ahh get that sweaty gapping badger face away from me.

by stewart mclean November 18, 2007

Sick-on-my-own-face

If someone is disgusted, annoyed, frustrated by something then they will use this term so show their emotions. Always used in a negative manner
e.g.

Chris- "You wanna go out with Josh tonight?"
Johnny - " I'd rather be sick-on-my-own-face than go out with that guy"
Chris- "Fair play"

Johnny- " You want a cuppa?"
Chris- "I'd rather be-sick-on-my-own-face than drink that crap"

by Chris Gibbens October 2, 2007

dirty toilet paper face

Girl that makes you upset. Worse then a poopy face cause it is all wrapped around you.

examples= danielle cole (cunt) rhiannon baladez (whore)

by cambells chunky beef January 8, 2005

shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time

Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night

by Zach Garrison March 20, 2005

Dope Face Nickel Brain

Dope - meaning a stupid person
Face - meaning IN THE FACE.
Nickel - meaning a metal coin worth 5 cents.
Brain - meaning control center of central nervous system.

One of the worst insults in the decade.

"Shut up you, dope face nickel brain!"

"Fuck you, dope face nickel brain!"

by KILL BILL ROSE January 16, 2010