The Ball Swipe Test

An important test that one must give their newly purchased handheld touchscreen Ipod, pad, Droid, ect.

The test is performed by taking the touchscreen computer and giving it a nice hard straight swipe against the gouch-side of ones testicles.

Friend 1- Hey did you give your new Atrix the ball swipe test?

Friend 2- Hell yeah i gave it the ball swipe test and it didnt even leave a disgusting Venom-Like residual stain.

by J$BazookaRAy April 21, 2011

Shit balls fuck

the point where shit got so real that shitballs just doesn't cover it!

Your friends dating your ex? Shit balls fuck!

by Tshizzle77 June 13, 2015

yoga blue balls

When you leave a yoga class feeling unsatisfied, or unfulfilled.

Yeah that class was ok, but I still have yoga blue balls.

by YesIamthankyoumaam January 5, 2016

Hit a ball with a bat

Hit puberty

Oi have you hit a ball with a bat

by Ryan Todd January 15, 2018

Dirty T-ball

A variation to the Dirty Geyser, This is when you punch a woman so hard in her stomcah a solid poo comes out, thus making it shoot into the air. This would be when you try to bite at it.

I dirty T-balled your Mom

by nate the snake August 27, 2012

blue kegoh balls

when kegoh is masterbating and his mother walks in and catches him in act and does not let him finish, causing him blue balls(blue kegoh balls).

jerking off and you don't finish the job leaving you with blue kegoh balls.

by frozen one April 2, 2011

Breeze Balls (BB)

BB (gender - male) - men who are abstaining from sex; to relax your balls

BB (gender - female) - women who are abstaining from sex; to relax your box

ah taking ah breeze balls (BB)

Steve, you need to take a BB

by Villaz November 24, 2011