Juke Box Zero

The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or listen to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.

Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"

Lisa: "No."

Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a juke box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.

Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"

by Their pseudonym November 20, 2009

Patient Zero

Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.

I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."

by Creeping Gibs April 26, 2009

Re:zero

Basically dumb ways to die

"I wanted to know how to kill myself in a dumb way so I watched Re:zero"

by siyaka February 13, 2021

Agent Zero

The sneaky inserting of a finger or thumb (agent) into the anus (the zero) of a sexual partner. It is paramount that the receiver is not aware of the agent (finger or thumb), and that the zero (anus) is penetrated sneakily without early detection.

Guy 1: "Yo last night I gave her an Agent Zero! She never expected it until it was in!"

Guy 2: "No way, she never knew it was coming!?"
Guy 1: "Not until my finger was in her anus!"

by Scoticvs September 29, 2009

Semicolon-Zero

Where all the kewl kids on the internet hang out. ;0

wow I just joined #semicolon-zero and those dudes are cool!

by Stiffer December 12, 2003

size zero

American clothing size designed for the food dodging elements of western society. Is the size a normal 8-10 year old would wear. Partly a creation of vanity sizing where clothing sizes are adjusted to fit the vast majority of fat asses that make up the population.

Posh Spice has the body of an under fed 9 year old she is a dress size zero

by dr_esteban September 16, 2006

Ground Zero

To reset a conversation, object or situation to it's original or prior form. Especially if the given situation is extremely undesirable.

I don't even know what we're talking about at the moment, let's ground zero this conversation right now

by lunchZA October 29, 2018