Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs
Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs
Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom
by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017
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TheGuy5: Your face!
Moody so and so: Urgh! that doesn't even make sense!
TheGuy5:Neither does your face!
Moody so and so: URGHHHHH! (walks away giving up...)
TheGuy5:Don't forget to clean your face! *ha ha ha*
TheGuy5: Your face!
Moody so and so: Urgh! that doesn't even make sense!
TheGuy5:Neither does your face!
Moody so and so: URGHHHHH! (walks away giving up...)
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by TheGuy5 December 29, 2014
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If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:
1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
by Sandman47 November 10, 2011
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well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"
by stanky cooch April 16, 2019
Get the your mum mug.A joke that weird people who were neglected as a child use on Roblox. These people are to be avoided since they are highly likely to be a douche-bag with horrible insults that seem like he or she was sniffing pig ass before they said "Your Momma". These idiots were probably ditched by their parents to get the milk and dont deserve any attention.
Bates said "Your momma is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl"
"I believe he was neglected as a child"
"I believe he was neglected as a child"
by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew October 21, 2022
Get the Your Momma mug.When Patrick screams youre a nigga to his mom and his mom gets out of the car and tackles him and then he shits himself.
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