brown goblin

a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.

i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.

by blockrader September 3, 2009

Baked Browne

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma

Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne

by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019

Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020

kieran brown

a boy that thinks hes massive and that he can knock out anyone but he secretly likes it up the ass
kizza

that kieran brown is a complete waist of time

by myman42 May 7, 2019

Brown Zebra

When your runny poop sticks to half the toilet bowl, creating brown and white strips like a zebra hide

After Clarissa had Taco Bell, she went to the zoo and added a Brown Zebra to their facilities

by Plattimus July 18, 2020

Brown Satchel

Tying your large intestine around your penis and trying to take a shit. Usually done while having sexual intercourse with a partner but can be done solo.

Ayy boii lemme give yo girl a Brown Satchel
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by E.M.R.T. November 6, 2012

brown ear

to brown ear someone is to talk shit
thus the word brown

when used like below you are suggesting the person you are saying it to is talking shit

in other words bollocks

"don't go giving me brown ear"

"don't go brown earring me"

"why is you giving me brown ear?"

by Dominic Coleman October 2, 2006