brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).
Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.
by Don McGueef May 26, 2014
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Soper and Brown

The act of twirling around like Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music, while bare assed.
Whoa, that dude is twirling like he’s on some Geneva st. Meth.
Thats called the Soper and Brown, because he has no pants. Donald Duck style.
by Axisradio.ca April 05, 2021
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Brown Bouys

When a shit a mess of floating turds.
I just dropped a shit load of brown bouys in there and didn’t flush.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
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The Todd Brown

When one pulls his penis from a woman's bum and then slides the brown tip across her forehead leaving her with what resembles a brown bandana.
Dude how was last night with gabby?

Bro I gave her the todd brown, she loved it.
by Nethersjohansson August 14, 2017
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Virtual Browning

Otherwise known as "virtual blackface".

When an insecure white male Caucasian creates a sock-puppet account in order to pose as a gay African-American man online.

Named after Dean "JizzyFace" Browning (R) who, on November 10th 2020, was accidentally found out after forgetting to switch accounts between postings.
Dean Browning was attempting Virtual Browning when he accidently posted this to his Whites Only account...

"I'm a black gay guy and I can personally say that Obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Trump though. I feel respected - which I never do when democrats are involved."
by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience November 11, 2020
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Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)
Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*
by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020
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Brown Klaren

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!
Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'
by porabthetoilettwat December 06, 2010
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