Whiskeypon

The act of soaking a tampon in whiskey and then inserting it into your asshole.

Stefan got so blacked out last night that he performed a whiskeypon on himself.

by CorkSoaker June 21, 2010

Whisker Mechanic

A person who is quite adept at performing cunnilingus.

Michelle: "Wow, Kong and I hooked up last night and he is really quite a Whisker Mechanic"

Cathy: "No doubt, he did some work under my hood last weekend and it was great!"

by Iukong January 4, 2011

lower whiskers

The area of a woman's lower anatomy that remains unshaven. Most common among hippies and fat chicks.

"Yeah man, I just really want to give her a poke in the lower whiskers. She was pretty much asking for it."

by Ya Done Son October 10, 2008

titty whiskers

a woman or a fat guy who has hair on her/his tits

person1: What did you do yesturday?
person2: Had sex with tammy... i thought she was cute until she lift up her shirt MAN does she every have titty whiskers:|
another example:
person1: HOLY SHIT that guy has real titty whiskers!!!!

by YOITTIT February 5, 2010

Whiskeydick

Hard mode for wanking due to the combination of being on the verge of passing out and the lack of bloodflow to anywhere fun.

When you have whiskeydick, it's a three way race between you, passing out, and the eternal curse of being sober!

by Allegedly Human October 14, 2022

Box Whiskers

A vagina with stubble

She has box whiskers

by Brad and Ben (It was a team effort) September 22, 2007

Raspberry whisker biscuit

Consequence of shaving your pubes. Ingrown hairs caused by shaving your pubic area.

Did you see Mccoy's bald eagle?! It was surrounded raspberry whisker biscuits... He must not shave down there too often.

by C-Unit G Sauce April 22, 2011