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schwag weed

This is the most basic type of weed you can get.

Most dealers will have this kind. Easily grown and can come in bricks.

Cant get most worse except weed thats laced.

If your wondering why your not high yet then u know you got this shit
Smoker 1: Yo how come i dont feel nothing

Smoker 2: Cause its schwag weed man

Smoker 1: you cheap fucker
by MikeLiu February 3, 2012
mugGet the schwag weedmug.

Weed Dick

When you are too goddamn high to get your dick up, and you miss out on getting laid.
Jonathan got higher than Snoop and they were going to bang, but he had a case of weed dick and missed out.
by HigherThanSnoopDogg420 November 11, 2015
mugGet the Weed Dickmug.

Dick Weed

A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.
I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.
by Ian De La Rosa June 17, 2013
mugGet the Dick Weedmug.

Gangsta Weed

Low grade comercial cannabis grown in poor conditions for profit purposes, ushally grown by criminal gangs and sold without proper curing or drying to unaware users on the street. Can also contain other substances to bulk up weight and improve apperance such as silicon or glass

(That mimic the thc glands visible on high quality cannabis)

Most cannabis users are now aware of the perils of buying tainted or gangsta weed and will avoid it using an eyeglass or microscope to check their purchase
Dealer: Got some really wicked weed man

Customer: I aint buying that! its Gangsta Weed mate
by _Solid_Knight_ March 13, 2010
mugGet the Gangsta Weedmug.

Shit Weeds

The weeds that result from the planting of shit seeds.
Person #1: I've said it before and I'll say it again, when you plant shit seeds you get

Person #2: Shit weeds?

Person #1: Shit weeds, right Randy.
by Mr. Leahy January 27, 2010
mugGet the Shit Weedsmug.

weed anthem

a classic song good for kicking back and getting stoned.
examples of weed anthems: smoke two joints, hits from the bong, paper planes, puff puff pass, kush, ect. ect. ect.
by 4444220 April 20, 2009
mugGet the weed anthemmug.

smoke weed

to take marijuana and smoke it in the form of a blunt, joint, in a bong, pipe, bubbler, vaporizor, valcano, perculator, or roar.
Damn, I wanna smoke weed so bad!
by DKnapp April 10, 2008
mugGet the smoke weedmug.

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