uncle jesse'in it

To be sweet and caring. To offer advice as if you are the only one who knows what you need to hear. To help someone with their problems. If you are truly uncle jess'in it then when someone does something to you or someone you know, you don't tell. To be cool while doing all this.

I have been Uncle Jesse'in it with everyone in my family today. My sister broke my TV but since she is going to replace it I don't see a reason for anyone to know.

by hoss cat October 22, 2007

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Uncle Tom

A derogatory name for an African American who is simply more intelligent than other African Americans. One that does not contribute to the hive mind and racist culture of his peers.

Maurice an Uncle Tom cause he know how to read crime statistics

by LagPolice May 6, 2021

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uncle porky

What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy.

Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form.

by Optomon May 9, 2004

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Uncle Fingers

An overly, creepy, work colleague who excels in sinister innuendo and hits on every female member of staff, with younger women being preferred.

Usually balding, and overweight, with unassuming features.

Has an uncanny knack of making even the most thick-skinned employees feel uncomfortable during his presence.

Ted: Have you met Uncle Fingers working in accounts?

Sally: Yeah he hit on me, the other day, in the break room.

Ted: Serious?!

Sally: Yeah! I needed a fucking shower after he'd asked me if I wanted to go with him to the Miley Cyrus concert...

by iTal July 1, 2011

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