uncle jesse'in it

To be sweet and caring. To offer advice as if you are the only one who knows what you need to hear. To help someone with their problems. If you are truly uncle jess'in it then when someone does something to you or someone you know, you don't tell. To be cool while doing all this.
I have been Uncle Jesse'in it with everyone in my family today. My sister broke my TV but since she is going to replace it I don't see a reason for anyone to know.
by hoss cat October 06, 2007
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UNCLE DADDY

When you have sex with your sister and get her pregnant, and she keeps the baby, that makes you UNCLE DADDY
Me and my sister , I mean your mom wondered if you were gonna take me, your UNCLE DADDY or her, your AUNT MA to the parent teacher conferences? Being that your almost old enough to vote and still in the first grade.
by Katelynne's dad March 23, 2013
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Uncle Tom

A derogatory name for an African American who is simply more intelligent than other African Americans. One that does not contribute to the hive mind and racist culture of his peers.
Maurice an Uncle Tom cause he know how to read crime statistics
by LagPolice May 06, 2021
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uncle porky

What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy.
Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form.
by Optomon May 09, 2004
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uncle lester

Damn that uncle lester needs to be shaved!
by 4666 June 08, 2009
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Uncle Swine

Noun: An older avuncular cadge that enjoys sponging off of relatives. Often shows up during meal time with the sole intent to mooch a free meal. Oblivious to the fact that his presence in one's household is an imposition to everyone else.
I would have had plenty of food left over for lunch tomorrow save for the fact that Uncle Swine showed up unannounced and ate with us.
by capn-quint July 21, 2006
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Uncle zone

Worst then the dad-zone, but better then dirt.
Bro 1: dude bro, I heard Alejandro got uncle zoned by Emma.
Bro 2: dude that fucking sucks.
by YouseemeIrun January 29, 2016
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