ur mom

a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.

can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.

also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.

person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom

person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom

by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019

ur mom

(this is a joke) someone that needs doing

Joe: What happened to my mom?
Ethan: ur mom was done because he needed it

by ewkvgnhrew February 16, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is gay

ur mom is gay

by Jdurorhf January 07, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom is used as an insult sometimes, but also may be used as a joke

Ur mom is so gay

by Urmomisgay696969696969 November 22, 2021

UR MOM

yes 2019 yes yesh mommy i cry he le hacor i claim to be a hacker

when UR MOM explodes

by nice nice nice nice nice October 28, 2020

ur mom

the hottest bitch in the world

friend: what’s on your weekends to do list?
me: ur mom
friend: 🙁

by brynn 🤑 April 05, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.

Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.

by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022