-An elderly persons vag-piece that has not experienced any sexual recreation in an extended period of time
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-Often times when women stay out in the cold too long (snowboarding, ice fishing, glacier spotting) icicles develop on their woman parts causing them to have a frosty twat.
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-Often times when women stay out in the cold too long (snowboarding, ice fishing, glacier spotting) icicles develop on their woman parts causing them to have a frosty twat.
Could I please have 3 junior bacon cheese burgers, a coke, a 5-piece nugget and a frosty twat with sprinkles, hold the cherry I dont have all day.
by Jali Wilson November 18, 2007
Get the frosty twat mug.An individual who is never open to ideas, constantly killing the buzz and sapping energy from the crowd. The Twat, in reference to the female genitalia, is an ominous presence that will ultimately seek to control and supersede anyone or anything in its path, with its negative presence.
The twat face is not gender biased, and can be male or female. The idea is that the person, based on their behavior, loses their humane personality and their face will become to look twat like.
Sign language for twat: form a diamond by touching your thumbs and index fingers together. Put this shape by your groin and bring it up to your face. Twat face
The twat face is not gender biased, and can be male or female. The idea is that the person, based on their behavior, loses their humane personality and their face will become to look twat like.
Sign language for twat: form a diamond by touching your thumbs and index fingers together. Put this shape by your groin and bring it up to your face. Twat face
Stop being such a twat face and come to Vegas with us.
My boss is being such a twat face and keeps nagging me about the projects that need to be done.
John was such a twat face last night: he wouldn't come out because he had to see his girlfriend.
My boss is being such a twat face and keeps nagging me about the projects that need to be done.
John was such a twat face last night: he wouldn't come out because he had to see his girlfriend.
by miether August 5, 2011
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Get the fuck twat mug.ignorant
adj.
1. Lacking education or knowledge.
2. Showing or arising from a lack of education or knowledge: an ignorant mistake.
3. Unaware or uninformed.
twat
Taboo slang
1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Anatomy) the female genitals
2. a girl or woman considered sexually
3. a foolish or despicable person
adj.
1. Lacking education or knowledge.
2. Showing or arising from a lack of education or knowledge: an ignorant mistake.
3. Unaware or uninformed.
twat
Taboo slang
1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Anatomy) the female genitals
2. a girl or woman considered sexually
3. a foolish or despicable person
by Geofff Leonard May 8, 2011
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Get the twat sandwich mug.A twat that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. Twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said twat.
Girl #1: Omigod, I cannot wait for class to be over.
Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.
Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.
Girl #2: Why? What's wrong.
Girl #1: Twitchy twat--I've had it all day.
by Jr Space Cadet April 11, 2009
Get the Twitchy twat mug.A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.
"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"
by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008
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