Nervous Turtle

The shit that you take before a job interview or an important presentation caused by nervousness.

"I did an awesome presentation today on Investing for some clients. I was a bit nervous beforehand but felt much better after releasing some Nervous turtles"

by samimiami December 16, 2011

Turtle Fucking

The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.

What happened to my table?

Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!

by SxEx March 10, 2009

turtle shell

the muscles on a toned or muscular persons body where their abnominals meet the top of their thighs, creating the look of a turtle shell

damn that girl has a sexy turtle shell

her pants are so low cut that you can see her turtle shell

by ashleyshubes May 2, 2009

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 2, 2008

raunchy turtle

We luv the raunchy turtle it rules you cant get better

Me, Alex and marrisa doing the raunchy turtle ! Carribean 2008 awesome

by Ryan-TheBritishGuy April 16, 2008

Soggy Turtle

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.

O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.

by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008

Tammy Turtle

Tammy Turtle is the human form of Stargirl (from the book by Jerry Spinelli). Her true nature is not as obvious as her outlandish clothing and free-spirited remarks on life and its hypocricies. Her clothing looks as if she fell into a dark closet and crawled out without caring to look in the mirror. This girl is not the prettiest gal you will cross in your life, but her endearing qualities (either her smile, eyes, hands, mind,) will cause you to do a double take. Just like in the book, once you let her go, you may never find her again.

Jordan: check out Tammy Turtle over there, would you believe what she is wearing?

Kate: I wish I that I could do some of the things that a Tammy Turtle does, but I don't think dressing like that will work for me.

by Foe81 February 6, 2010