A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.
Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."
by James Sandy January 19, 2008
'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'
by therondi92 March 08, 2009
When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.
Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell
by Russian86 February 03, 2008
An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.
by Ross October 31, 2004
by Dr. J.J. January 16, 2006
The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.
by hotspanxforhighranks March 12, 2010
Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger
by DJ Gunn April 01, 2006