Dog treats

A thing your dog loves more than you

Hooman ate dog treats

by Onewiththepotato July 2, 2022

Reverse Treesh

Same thing as a normal treesh, except instead of having intercourse with a lot of people, you have no intercourse whatsoever with anyone.

Can also be used as "Reverse man treesh" which means the same thing except for a man.

Person 1: "I have so much sex"
Person 2: "No, you're just a reverse treesh"

Person A: "You're an idiot!"
Person B: "Me? You're the one getting pressed about a 16 year old trolling you over Twitter you reverse man treesh"

by funnyroastsarefunny April 29, 2023

on Trees

Atheist version of "on God" used by many people who think they will become a tree after death or some other type of shrubbery.

A1-A2; "Aye bruh on Trees I'm finna bust a hole in this wall."
A2; "Mayne good luck n sheeit. I'm finna go smome dis blunt w my homie."

by dnumbskull May 4, 2023

Talking trees

An event in the 60s where you get clapped by guys in black pyjamas armed with AKs in the jungles.

I was in Vietnam when we were ambushed by talking trees.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

blue trees

blue trees

"look! there are blue trees on that mountainvolcano!"

by kiodawalf October 25, 2023

Chutespeak/Treespeak

The Le-Matoran of Metru Nui have two names for the slang that they use, which is also known to outsiders on rare occasions. "Chutespeak" was the name given to it on Metru Nui, while on Mata Nui it was called "Treespeak". This type of slang involves combining two or more words into one, in a similar way to the Anglo-Saxon practice of kenning in the real world.

Regular Person: Listen to me, that Chutespeak/Treespeak nonsense means nothing at all to us!

Le-Matoran: Oh, you better calm-apologise for such an ever-rude comment about our accent-dialect, okay?

by CT_2980 January 28, 2024

On treesoph

It implies that one is invoking something sacred or significant (in this case, perhaps referencing the concept of a tree as something rooted, solid, and trustworthy) to emphasize the sincerity and truthfulness of what they're saying

Bro put it on something that your not lying, On treesoph bro, I'm not lying

by Treesoph April 27, 2024