mexican threesome

When you and yo girl fuck a chipotle burrito at the same time.

Guy 2: Dude, Rebecca said you had a threesome?
Guy 1: Yeah, with a chipotle burrito
Guy 2: Dafuq?
Guy 1: Yeah we had a mexican threesome

by mexican threesome May 30, 2017

Oklahoma threesome

An Oklahoma threesome involves a man, a goat and a pony. It usually involves the man having anal sex with the goat while the pony performs a rimjob on the man.

Ma caught shitty Bill having an Oklahoma threesome in the barn. He was feeding to the goat while the pony licked his heiny.

by Egor Gorginski August 4, 2017

dutch threesome

When you masturbate with both hands.

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

tweaker treasure

Tweaker Treasures are the things that Tweakers collect or carry around in bags, inside of other bags. Tweaker treasure is also sometimes bartered for Tweak. Treasures may include an assortment of things depending on the tweaker. Common examples Tweaker Treasures are torch lighters, Wi-Fi only cell phones, copper wire/scrap metal, fake jewelry, vaporizer devices , Bluetooth speakers etc.

Smokey" I have $20 and a Bluetooth speaker
D: fuck that bluetooth speaker Smokey . I told you I don't want anymore of your tweaker treasure.

by Slay Bro June 15, 2018

Tranny Treasure

This is usually a bag or a case of sorts found in West Hollywood, that contains multiple items of low, high, or absolutely no value, including electronics, stationary items, and almost always home made underwear and or bras, that were previously owned and then left behind by a homeless transexual man

Damn bro, today I found some amazing stuff.. I found a brand new Gucci bag that had a paperclip, a half stick of used gum, 14 cigarette butts, some afro sheen, a razor blade, home made underwear that were made out of used ripped fishnet stockings, and a brand new unlocked Apple Ipad air!!!! Damn I love finding Tranny Treasure!!!

by Sgt Slaughter AKA Josh January 31, 2019

Cosmic Threesome

When having intercourse with a pregnant woman, the booty hole of the fetus aligns with the vaginal opening, causing a threesome to occur.

Man, I just had a wild cosmic threesome with this chick who was 8 months pregnant. That shit felt wierd.

by The Grandest Wizard December 16, 2019

mental threesome

Sex between two people where a third joins only in your head

Last night Heather enjoyed a mental threesome, blowing Geof in her mind while he was fucking her in real life.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 22, 2021