Portland Trail Mix

Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2

Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix

Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime

Vinnie- idk I might be hungry

by The Liberian February 28, 2025

hunter trail

a little fucking dick face bitch nugget

hunter trail a bitch

by hi im mason December 6, 2018

Snail Trail

Noun snail trailing verb Derived from the slimy residue left from from a snail, ‘snail trail’ is a literal or proverbial trail of a man or men’s recently deposited sperm left by the receptive sexual partner. The term connotes recent sexual intercourse involving a person of any gender taking a man’s cum load in the anus or vagina. The resulting ‘trail’ refers to the inadvertent and public leakage of sperm from the anus or vaginasee creampie.

Usually in the proverbially use, the term denotes promiscuity, while the literal is both evidence of promiscuity and questionable decision making.

Female example- “Since she got married and became someone’s mother, Regina is so quick to chastise people for having sex outside of relationships… but, I was her college roommate. That girl was as loose as they come, *snail trailing* from frat house to frat house letting any dude over 6’1 and car jizz in her. The only things pass her lips for 4 years (and an extra semester) was plan B, bad pizza, Keystone Light, and unwashed frat dick.”

Male example - “ I ran into that big dick jerk who ghosted me in the locker room… before I knew it he was breeding me in the shower stall. I forgot to put on underwear this morning, so now I’m wearing basketball shorts on the subway leaving behind a *snail trail* of his baby gravy and my dignity.“

by IvyJockNYC August 22, 2023

Snail Trail

When a male ejaculates inside a female and she proceeded to slide her vagina across her partner's chest, leaving a snail like trail with his sperm.

Sex last night was absolutely amazing. Up until then it was rather dull until she surprised me by finishing things up with a Snail Trail.

by Dzwsin April 3, 2016

poop trail mix

trail mix with poop in it you fucking retard.

"I have a bag of poop trail mix try some"
"I am currently eating some poop trail mix"

by poop fart January 21, 2020

Trail Tail

Getting a piece of ass while hiking or camping.

Yo, I met this group of girls hiking on the AT, I totally got some trail tail.

by nightNOLA April 30, 2022

trail spine

Any point of a trail accessible by non-hikers.

He drove me up the Virginia State Route 311 trail spine to drop me off at the McAfee Knob Trailhead.

by BathrobeHiker October 31, 2025