The Max Baucus

"The Max Bauchus" is a slang term that rose up in the late years of the first decade of the 21st Century to describe a host of medical conditions plaguing citizens of the United States suffering under the tyrannical rule of private health insurance.

Its general intent and meaning denotes the circumstance of becoming sick or diseased while having private health insurance but, because the American health insurance industry is controlled by capitalist pigs, payment for care is not provided for and the infirmed are left to fend for themselves.

The term is derived from the name of Montana's Democratic Senator who served as one of the leading forces in scuttling real health care reform.

"Oh man, I don't know what's going on but I got all these white bumps down there and everything burns, and I think I'm going blind and my private health insurance won't cover it... I think I've totally got The Max Baucus!"

by TheMaxBaucus September 10, 2009

Max Fail

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.

1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.

by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009

Max Olive

The ultimate level of awesomeness; synonymous for sick nasty.

I just saw Marisa Miller!

You did?
Yeah dude, it was so Max Olive!

by tyler reinke December 10, 2009

Max Shack

A nickname for a maximum security prison.

I hear that Leo is doing a nickel in the max shack for assault.

by the autopsy gremlin April 7, 2011

max helyer

Max Helyer Is the extremely talented guitarist of English rock band you me at six. He also writes some of their lyrics

Max Helyer is the guitarist of you me at six, without whom the band wouldn't exist. Also his beard game is strong

by thisissixer April 13, 2014

max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com

max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!

by bassproshop June 2, 2015

Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.

Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."

by ellenweasley October 9, 2018