Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.
by KewlDood123 April 27, 2010
An excellent sprite comic acting as the sequel to the Captain N show. It can be located at captainsnes.keenspace.com
by Captain SNES November 16, 2003
by sam August 05, 2003
A sexual act where the the male positions his asshole over a female's face where she begins to tongue said asshole as the male pleasures himself simultaneously. As the male reaches climax he will usually yell, "SHAZAM!" This move is sometimes referred to as "The Billy Batson."
by jtchiefs83 February 06, 2009
yo, captain geeg just bit the juice out me son.
yo, keep captain geeg away from that blood drop.
yo, captain geeg jus lit that nigga up.
yo, attack captain geeg.
yo, keep captain geeg away from that blood drop.
yo, captain geeg jus lit that nigga up.
yo, attack captain geeg.
by T Boogey Main May 30, 2009
an athlete who is the captain of all three seasons of sports. These people are usually rather cocky and make sure everyone is aware of the fact that they are indeed a tri-captain.
OMG garrett is an extreme tri-captain not only is he captain of soccer, basketball and golf but he is also captain of the ladies
by whitney December 13, 2004
A type of slightly toasted baked good made from yeast and grain who has achieved the rank of O-3 in the Breakfast Food Militia.
Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).
Renowned for his leadership abilities and tactical battle plans, Captain Toasty creates fear in the heart of his enemies and compasion in the hearts of his comrades (and puppies).
by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004