Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

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garage monster

Any one over 30 who lives in their parents basement.

Q; Dude, have you talked to Jimmy. A; No, does he live in his parent's basement? What a garage monster !!

by bobby "the bat" Pizano August 10, 2011

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Drunkenstein's Monster

A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.

A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.

Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.

by Fritopia March 19, 2009

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Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water

Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"

by Pete DeFilippo August 06, 2007

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Monster Zero

The Planet X code name for the alien monster, King Ghidorah.

On Planet X, everything has a number. King Ghidorah is Monster Zero. (the quote from the movie is actually "number zero", but I had the use the phrase "Monster Zero" in the example, so there you go)

by NickJownz October 31, 2008

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