Minecraft Gamer

A real gamer that plays Minecraft with extreme devotion. Normally has a diamond pickaxe, and lives in the ender. Doesn't like retard niggas that play creative because that ain't the real shit. Also has a minecraft girlfriend.

Person 1: Yo, did you see that minecraft gamer?
Person 2: Yeah, he is an epic gamer. I hope he doesnt grief my base with his gaming tnt.

by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019

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Hop on minecraft

When you are in public and don't want to say "fuck me hard and cream my ass"

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Hey john! Hop on minecraft later?

by Stepbrother3000 February 18, 2021

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Minecraft

A drug taken by 12 year olds

Shut the fuck up, minecraft kid

by SpongeBoobies October 8, 2016

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Minecraft

A game that a bunch of Dumbass little kids play. They will continue to play the game all night until their eyes die of exhaustion. The game was cool because you could do anything you wanted in the game (because it was a sandbox game) and build anything with the blocks they gave you. But now minecraft is pretty much ruined by 2 year old bandwagons who buy minecraft shirts and merchandise. These dumbass bandwagons also make a YouTube channel titled along the lines of "minecraftsl4yer1007" or "jimmyplayzminecraft1004" the bandwagons consistently ruin your experience by uploading videos of them screaming when they die on a minecraft server, a place all the 2 year olds in underware on their dads computer meet up to have orgasms into their mics.

Person: yo you wanna go to the movie with me and joe?

Minecraft Bandwagon: get the fuck out of my room you cunt I'm trying to play Minecraft

Person: fuck you faggot

by TheFuck69 March 15, 2017

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