Ded Tired

So painfully tired that it physically hurts to wake up or be awake.

I tried to get up this morning, but i was ded tired.

by Topfoxus April 8, 2021

poking the tire

When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.

"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"

by Paddy4200 May 21, 2021

Yeah im tired

Pronounced "Yuuh im taid"
Meaning: A synonym of "im gonna have to pass"
Origin: FloRida
yall jits lit asf just telling yall about new words

You tryna hit a lick?
yeah im tired, you can go.

by Linkeylock May 22, 2021

flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021

Flat Tire

Kyler does it to me. So annoying.

KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him

by Leterz May 4, 2021

Tired Obsession

A tired obsession is a phenomenon where a person who is undergoing sleep deprivation will stumble upon a point of interest, and develop either an inexplicable urge to learn more about it, or a feeling of emotional attachment to said point of interest. Under normal circumstances, these bonds will fade away gradually after a good night's sleep/

I thought I had found something interesting, but now that I've slept on it, I think it was just a tired obsession.

by Felipe the Great June 17, 2021

tire boutique

A tire shop that offers premium tire brands, custom wheels, and occasionally accessories with personalized service focused on quality and aesthetics.

Eric: “I thought you were taking your Cybertruck to P1 Tire but that picture looks like a showroom, not a tire shop!”

Dave: “They’re a tire boutique so they keep everything sparkling like a showroom.”

by HelloandHappyFriday November 25, 2024