truck tire

Slang for same sex relationship.

Look at those two male truck tires kissing at the ice cream place.

by MightyLaynex April 28, 2017

deliciously tired

The point of exhaustion when sleep is so enticing it's delicious

What an exhausting day, I'm deliciously tired.

by kittypurry October 16, 2022

Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

Spare Tire

When one person (said person can be single/taken/etc) hangs out with multiple couples at once, and can no longer be referred to as a “Third Wheel.” A “Third Wheel” usually applies to one person and ONE couple.

Person 1: “Yea man, I was at the movies with Shaun, Nick, and their girlfriends, it was pretty fun!”
Person 2: “You had fun? You weren’t even a “Third Wheel,” you hung out with two couples, that makes you a “Spare Tire.”

Person 3: “Hey!…Don’t worry man, you’ll find someone soon enough!”

by LookHoneyAnAbomination June 7, 2022

Tired

A man that has been pounded for too long.

Whoa Jimmy was tired after Jill

by I know what I know & it right January 26, 2019

Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019

tired lace front

a lace front that is worn out or has been used too much.

girl1: did you see her lace front?
girl2: yes bitch, that’s a tired lace front right there girl

by deaconess of mt zion church October 23, 2022