Friday Tip

A method by where the HR department tries to justify their useless existence at KPMG.

I deserve $90k/year and working 20 hr weeks, as i publish the Friday Tip.

by SV April 22, 2005

hustle tip

to be in the act of hustling

" yea mayne im on the hustle tip tryin to get rid of this merchandise"

by tommy romero February 8, 2010

100 Tip

When You dont wanna be fake

on a 100 tip u act like an asshole

by JALCUNN October 21, 2008

Q-Tipped

Laying on your back, thinking about your co-workers and accidentally cumming in your own ear.

I was jerking off and Q-Tipped my own ear!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 18, 2023

Cotton tips

Cotton tips are for cleaning your ears right? cause that's the only way I've been using them. just picking the gunk out of your ears, so satisfying. I once ate a cotton tip and they taste pretty 'not bad' but then kinda disgusted me knowing I put them in my ear.

Kid: Hey dad?
Dad: yeah?
Kid: We've run out of Cotton tips, my ears feel g u n k y
Dad: oh really? Well just use a tissue or something
kid: Oh, ok

by jesusunderthesun March 29, 2021

glass tip

Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.

"Ow! Fucking glass tip! She was hot though. Totally worth it!

by Leper Khan April 20, 2018

Tip Top

Superb condition/situation

Snatch (2000)
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: sarcastically, as he pulls the caravan door off trying to open it Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.

by Kazan25 March 14, 2016