Saint Thomas

When someone craps in their own hand and throws it into a paddle fan.

Joey did a Saint Thomas and ruined Ben's coming out party.

by Joey Woberts May 14, 2006

Thomas M. Cooley

1 - Thomas M. Cooley, located in Lansing, Michigan, is the largest law school in the United States.

Eric did not do well on his LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.

by Eric Dick November 25, 2006

Saint Thomas High School

A school full of mainly rich white boys. Yes, out of 800 kids, they might have two kids on financial aid. Full of people who pretend to love obama due to the fact that it is rather trendy but they really all love Mccain,like me. Many try to act manly but if you going to fight one, the hardest part is trying to catch them befor they escape to thier BMW's. They love St. Agnes girls and dislike Incarnate Word. They hang out in cliques and don't like others.

Those kids from Saint thomas high school are so fucking dumb.

by Andrew rosales October 7, 2008

Thomas Edison

The homosexual act of 1 partner inserting a lightbulb in the ass of another.

After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again.

by Rudery May 16, 2011

thomas worthington highschool

thomas highschool is full of whores sluts bitch and rude trashy girls and ignorant guys that think this cute and cool and there not.... like SMT. thomas is a ghetto school. there known for thieves. dont go there! also the girls there are rude af! there's girls who suck dick get it up the butt and many more.... like theres this one girl that look like an avatar and she got nutted on by two guys in the face! ewwww dont go there.

girl : your a slut
other girl: your a rat

girl : throws a punch
other girl : beats her ass

THOMAS WORTHINGTON HIGHSCHOOL AND KNOWN FOR TRASHY GIRLS THAT THINK FIGHTINGS CUTE.

by tasha marton October 9, 2012

Thomas Jefferson

One of the strangest, most difficult, and most awesome schools around. Much of the population consists of nerds, dorks, and wannabe preps; however, social lives exist. Contains geniuses as well as stupid people who cheat themselves into the school. Stereotypes are not always true and are often supported by the students themselves.

Freshmen flocked to the swimming pool on the third floor on the first day of school.

She cried all day after asian-failing calculus. The B+ on her report card woudl surely lower her GPA.

by hello January 14, 2007

Thomas Jefferson

A great school filled with academically masochistic students. Offers many rigorous courses, such as Quantum Mechanics and Differential Equations. Includes a wealth of different students; yes, there are jocks and preps. Some of the most amazing teachers that exist teach there. Here are some common stereotypes about TJ:

1. They're all nerds.
There's nothing wrong with being a nerd. It just means that they'll end up being more successful than most people, that's all.

2. No one does drugs there.
Is that a bad thing?

3. Everyone's stuck-up.
And there aren't any of those people in your school? Obviously, there are some arrogant people, but most of the population is accepting and intelligent.

4. No one has a social life.
You don't go to the school.

5. You get like six hours of homework every day.
...only if you're a Junior.

6. Everyone's Asian.
Ok, so there are a lot of Asians in the school. Doesn't mean that people shun you just because you're in another ethnic group.

7. ...there's more, but I need to finish my French homework so I don't get screwed tomorrow.

Really, it gives you a good, solid foundation. Go there if you don't believe me.

1: Omg, liek every1s azn!!!!!!111111
2: Actually, most people are white, and Asians aren't to be feared. Unless you want them to be.

1: Thomas Jefferson sucks because you're all nerds.
2: Say that when I'm your boss fifteen years from now.

by vlyper September 16, 2008