Uncle-Skete

When someone is so hot you don’t mind being a step dad to their children. An homage to Pete Davidson

“Dude that chick I matched with on Tinder has kids”

“Whatever dude, she’s so hot you better Uncle-Skete it”

by Blitzkreigmansausage February 19, 2022

Uncle Tom

A derogatory name for an African American who is simply more intelligent than other African Americans. One that does not contribute to the hive mind and racist culture of his peers.

Maurice an Uncle Tom cause he know how to read crime statistics

by LagPolice May 6, 2021

uncle porky

What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy.

Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form.

by Optomon May 9, 2004

uncle lester

scrotal sack with sparse, fuzzy hair on it.

Damn that uncle lester needs to be shaved!

by 4666 June 7, 2009

Uncle Vester

A name for a child molester - Uncle Vester child molester

Someone who dates extremely young girls will be called Uncle Vester

by BigCbuzzle June 24, 2010

Uncle Swine

Noun: An older avuncular cadge that enjoys sponging off of relatives. Often shows up during meal time with the sole intent to mooch a free meal. Oblivious to the fact that his presence in one's household is an imposition to everyone else.

I would have had plenty of food left over for lunch tomorrow save for the fact that Uncle Swine showed up unannounced and ate with us.

by capn-quint July 21, 2006

Uncle zone

Worst then the dad-zone, but better then dirt.

Bro 1: dude bro, I heard Alejandro got uncle zoned by Emma.
Bro 2: dude that fucking sucks.

by YouseemeIrun October 14, 2016